Fear and fried chicken

Chicken was something I only ever saw whole. My mother didn’t buy chicken breasts, thighs or wings. Is it possible they weren’t readily available in the 1960s? After all, chicken was the luxury dish back then, before factory farming had kicked into full gear, and reserved for Sundays. Beef was more likely to be the mid week joint, a topside or silverside slowly roasted and thinly sliced. And takeaway food tended to be restricted to chips, fishcakes and rissoles so my first encounter with Kentucky Fried Chicken should have been more rewarding, for its novelty factor if nothing else.

The first KFC opened in Preston in 1965. I’m unsure of its arrival in Wales; perhaps the bearded face of Colonel Sanders and the distinctive red and white stripes had already made an appearance between Swansea and Cardiff but it was the 1970s, and in England, before I got up-close and personal with one.

It could have been Twickenham. Maybe Wembley. But it was definitely one of those London towns famous for their sporting grounds, except that week the ground had replaced its chants and scarves with prayers and briefcases for an annual assembly of Jehovah’s Witnesses.

There was never any sense of danger at those assemblies despite the huge crowd of strangers milling around the stadium between talks. People were patient, friendly, united by a common purpose. And that sense of openness encouraged the making of new friends.

A young Hank Marvin
Simon reminded me of Hank Marvin, complete with long face and dark-rimmed glasses. He came from Reading, which for a 15 year old girl from South Wales was almost as good as London, and just as sophisticated. He wasn’t like the 16 year old boys I knew from school. He was attentive and confident; perhaps eager to impress me. And I am sure he might have mistaken my gaucheness and lack of confidence for a calculated coolness.

When he and his brother and their friends stopped to buy lunch at KFC in the town I told him I didn’t want anything to eat, that I’d wait outside.
‘But you’ve got to eat,’ he said, a concern that seemed extraordinarily paternal for his age.
‘No thanks, I’m not hungry,’ I repeated, when he kept offering me a piece of knobbly chicken from his box as we all walked back to the stadium, my stomach tight with self-consciousness, confusion and hunger.

What else could she have said, this girl who felt so out of her depth? That she wasn’t sure she had enough money. That she was too frightened to go into the shop and find out the prices, in case that was true. That she wouldn’t have known what to order even if she had gone in. That she didn’t want to eat, didn’t know how to eat, something so unfamiliar in front of strangers. Ah, the emotional scars of adolescence. Who could have known that fried chicken could be so terrifying!

In 2011 we know how terrifying that fried chicken really was: the damage to the Rain Forest, the appalling cruelty behind the factory farming. At the end of his book Food Rules, An Eater’s Manual, Michael Pollan quotes Oscar Wilde in his Rule 64 (Break the Rules once in a while.): All things in moderation. Including moderation. But I might hang onto this one:

Rule 20: It’s not food if it arrived through the window of your car.
Hungry Writing Prompts
  • Write about Sunday.
  • Write about feeling safe.
  • Write about someone who oozes sophistication.
  • Write about being confused.
  • Write about being in the company of strangers.


Anonymous said…
My teenage self was not impressed by Sundays. They followed a pattern of getting up early, dressing in best clothes and going to church. I’d been reading Marx (the opium of the people and all that) and had become critical of the long familiar service and felt a sense of claustrophobia as my attendance was obligatory. Over the years I found myself sitting further and further towards the back of the church until one day I plucked up enough courage to inform my parents that I could no longer play my part. This was not welcome news for Irish Catholic parents.
After the hour long service the men (including my father) would go along for a few pints, while the women would wander home with the children to begin preparations for the Sunday roast which would be timed to coincide with dad’s arrival home. This routine did little to appeal to my growing sense that women’s lives seemed to be constricted by domesticity and as part of my separation from this I would often disappear with my best friend to a small cafe in town where we would eat something like a cheeseburger, followed by an exotic chocolate nut sundae.
We’d stroll home though the eerily deserted streets and arrive as our families were recovering from large helpings of chicken or lamb and home- made apple pie with Birds custard. Time seemed to pause in the late afternoons as our parents slumbering though another showing of an old film, only to start up again when our mam would wake and minutes later bring in a tea tray with dainty china cups, custard cream biscuits, light sponge cake and sandwiches.
The Good Soup said…
Hi Lynne, I haven't read this Michael Pollan yet. In fact, I've obviously been so caved up in my own existence I didn't even KNOW he'd written a new book. And I am a big fan. Rule 20's great, although I'm already finding exception to it. Like my sister's macadamia white chocolate brownies. They arrived through my window last Sunday. I'd forgotten to pick up my take home package after a family visit. I love exceptions, especially when they taste this good!
Lynne said…
Thank you, Anonymous, for posting your story. I really enjoyed it. I still like Birds custard... I think I'm going to resist reading the ingredients on the label for some time to come : )

Hi Angela - oh yes, a wonderful exception there! Btw, I think Food Rules might be a pared down version of In Defence of Food... a kind of bullet point handbook rather than the full science behind the rules.
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